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[Deepcpaul]

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days
before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him that he isn't going.
Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?

Two days later, the remaining three get to the camping site only to find Ron
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

"BAN ME NOW, Ron, how long've you been here? And how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. The evening before I was sitting in my
chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'"
I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my
hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over.
On the bed, she had handcuffs and ropes. She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.

And then she said, "Do whatever you want."

"So, here I am."

[Randy Tausch]

UH OH!!!!!!!!!!
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